it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream
I have no words.
Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.
So let me get this straight.
Fans are bitching that Twelve said he’s lived for “over 2,000 years” and that’s just so much time since Matt and blah, blah, blah…
But if I, and/or others, bring up the fact that the Doctor was 953 in Time and the Rani, he can’t possibly be 900 in Aliens of London, we get bitched out for being too uptight.
What. The. Ever. Loving. FUCK?
I don’t think he actually knows how old he is, I mean, he can’t keep track.
Truly, he can’t.
He’s always bullshitting his age, some things never change.
My partner often forgets how old he is (54).
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
Okay but can we talk about the authors pseudonym. Fanny Merkin. Vagina pubic wig. That’s the literal translation.
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
What do you mean this isn’t a romance movie poster.
THAT’S RIGHT USE YOUR PHOTOSHOP POWERS FOR GOOD
New Impossibly Tiny Landscapes Painted on Food by Hasan Kale
Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing
her eyes were the colour of
THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX
I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS
I love this
WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!
This rocks my socks.
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.
Is this a Cats rehearsal?
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
The Young Ones - Oil