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buckybarneswho:

Martha Jones is a black female doctor who Shakespare wrote sonnets about she saved the world using a spell from Harry Potter and then she traveled the world and saved it from the master and she didn’t need something magical about her to save the world
So please explain to me why you hate martha

Because they’re just looking for excuses to call Moffat a misogynist despite everything being all about how amazing and wonderful women are. If he writes every female character as “the most important X in the universe” that’s misogyny. Somehow. If he doesn’t bow down and declare that every single female is literally god, that’s misogyny. If he does, that’s misogyny. Everything is misogyny.

Then they wonder why the word no longer means anything to so many people.

mitchwagner:

New York Comics Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

mitchwagner:

New York Comics Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

madredenutrias:

becuzbacon:

koolaidicecubes:


she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

She is too ready omg

"Take me on this battlefield"

madredenutrias:

becuzbacon:

koolaidicecubes:

image

she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

She is too ready omg

"Take me on this battlefield"

forceofconviction:

sweet-bitsy:

Congratulations on your new cat.

This is the second time I have heard about a cat just taking over a house. I long for the day that I too will be cat-chosen.

This is how I got all the cats I’ve ever had.

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

you-hiddlestun-me:

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

so cute I’m going to cry

fromsouptonuts:

yaoid:

fromsouptonuts:

Peter’s Davison…
Mmm… *dirty thoughts*

Is there no context for this just to encourage Doctor x Turlough shippy thoughts?

He knows it so well that he humped Peter’s legs on stage on more than one occasion LoL

run-lonely-tardis-man:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

image

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

So is Sarkeesian a real fake geek girl that pretends to be for fame or infamy and money? Signed a geeky girl who has been a gamer since like four.
Anonymous
shady-brain-farm:

Snape Week | Day 1 - Favourite Quote (x)

shady-brain-farm:

Snape Week | Day 1 - Favourite Quote (x)

solarsenpai:

siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.

solarsenpai:

siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. 

i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.

literallysame:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

it’s been at least 3 years I really wish someone would come forward and just tell us what happened

He made them disappear.

literallysame:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

it’s been at least 3 years I really wish someone would come forward and just tell us what happened

He made them disappear.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080803012423/uncyclopedia/images/6/67/Make_this_pencil_Disappear.gif

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

subtle-queen:

ri-science:

In which direction is the cube spinning? Now blink, or look away and look back. Is it still spinning in the same direction?
A Necker Cube is an ambiguous line drawing. Our brain can create different interpretations of it.
This clip was part of the Christmas Lectures 2011 presented by Professor Bruce Hood - Lecture One: What’s in your head? Watch it in full on the Ri Channel.

it kinda looks like it was made to loop in a different direction every few seconds

You can make it look like there are two spinning within each other in different directions.

subtle-queen:

ri-science:

In which direction is the cube spinning? Now blink, or look away and look back. Is it still spinning in the same direction?

A Necker Cube is an ambiguous line drawing. Our brain can create different interpretations of it.

This clip was part of the Christmas Lectures 2011 presented by Professor Bruce Hood - Lecture One: What’s in your head? Watch it in full on the Ri Channel.

it kinda looks like it was made to loop in a different direction every few seconds

You can make it look like there are two spinning within each other in different directions.