You either love The Princess Bride or you’re wrong.
THOSE ARE THE OPTIONS YOU HAVE
And my personal favorite:
Popcorn guy is my favorite.
okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT
I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.
I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!
The lady pouring soda on the cup was trying to fail so hard and yet barely splashed or made a mess at all XDDD
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
when people equate not liking a female character with misogyny or act like criticism of a female character is misogynistic
Via Electric Lit.
And I thought it was impressive that I read War and Peace.
A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever
fuck u i don’t do what u tell me
the most interesting dog in the world
So over Snape being described as oily/greasy like it’s a bad thing you know as apposed to his abuse of children entrusted to his care or having once been aligned with bigots and their way of thinking.
Like island folk get shit for using our beauty products like coconut body oil, mostly abroad but it’s becoming a thing even in the islands themselves too. And told their gross/over doing it/weird/etc because of white beauty norms and standards.
If makes you feel any better, how Severus is described in the books is similar to antisemitic stereotypes. Several people over the years have picked that up.
Snape was no more abusive than the other teachers, and seemed to treat the children in his house well, he was just an emotionally stunted prick. Also, he wasn’t the only one who aligned with bigots - Dumbledore did so too.
Hes also described as a jewish stereotype. JK really fucked up in some ways in the books, and that was one of them.
No it doesn’t =^( Two of my very best friends are Jewish and I hate that media depicts stereotypical traits as road signs to evil coz it harm my friends. But if by better you mean solidarity then yes for sure.
Some of the other teachers were actually better tho. And idk the idea that it’s not an issue or that Snape should’t be called out on specifically because there are also other abusers. is weird to me? Like that only says that child abuse is normalized and takes away the ability for individuals to call out their abusers. And No he doesn’t really treat the kids in his house well, letting them get away with bullying is not being a responsible adult or preparing them for adulthood.
McG left Neville outside the common room when a murderer was running around, because he forgot his password. She also shit talked him in class a lot too. Filius spun his toad around and, like everyone else, treated him like crap. And you want to talk getting away with bullying? McG never punished her house for: breaking rules, laws, bullying, stripping, attempted murder, uses of unforgivables and general shit attitude to everyone. But let’s just ignore that cus why the fuck not.
btw, as someone who’s been abused and is still am, I’d love to extend a giant fuck you for what your implying. I’m not excusing abuse, because there was no abuse. There’s a very big line between abuse and being a prick and none of you fen know the difference - instead you all scream abuse the moment someone acts mean. And that’s far more damaging and shitty to actual abuse victims, because you’re trivilasing it. learn the difference between being a prick and cultural differences (not everywhere is America, and that includes teaching practices too), and abuse, and come back to me
I’m not denying that other teachers did shit? I’m just saying that It’s ok to call out one specifically for the purpose of a post, and I’m not ok with someone coming on to my post down playing Snapes behavior via relativism.
And I’d like to add that I’m also an abuse survivor, and still deal with it too thank you very much. And I know abuse when I see it, also I abstain from requiring others to make their experiences with abuse official as abuse takes many forms and is different for different people. “Learn the difference”? Do not ever condescend to me. And do not use your own suffering to illegitimize the suffering of others.
Also don’t talk to me about cultural differences, I’m mixed race, I’ve been brought up between multiple cultures. And I live in Polynesia not America, and I’ve lived abrade. So don’t assume shit.
Look whatever your deal is, go get it sorted, I don’t have time for you derailing my post like this.
'I’m not denying that other teachers did shit? I’m just saying that It’s ok to call out one specifically for the purpose of a post, and I’m not ok with someone coming on to my post down playing Snapes behavior via relativism.'
>has problems with how one person treats students
>refuses to acknowledge anyone else’s doing
>claims not to deny other teachers did worse
>continues to cry and complain the moment canon’s brought into play
>says Im downplaying Snape’s behaviour
You tagged your hate, honey buns. You don’t get to whine and cry the moment someone waves canon in your face.
' And I know abuse when I see it, also I abstain from requiring others to make their experiences with abuse official as abuse takes many forms and is different for different people. “Learn the difference”? Do not ever condescend to me. And do not use your own suffering to illegitimize the suffering of others.'
Note I didn’t even list what abuse I was talking about? and honey, you just did the exact same thing while outright ignoring actual examples I gave you of people doing worse.
Abuse isn’t being strict and being miserable. Abuse isn’t expecting students to pay attention and do their work. If it was, then every single student from before the 2000’s and in private schools outside the US, were and are being abused right now.
'Also don’t talk to me about cultural differences, I’m mixed race, I’ve been brought up between multiple cultures. And I live in Polynesia not America, and I’ve lived abrade. So don’t assume shit. '
Considering tumblr is mostly American and people here are very American centric and apply American values to mostly everything, it’s not a stretch to assume you were American too.
If you were brought up between multiple cultures, then how the fuck can you call the above abuse, when it’s not? come on, dude. The only people who consider it abuse are Americans who are used to being coddled and having their asses kissed.
Everywhere else, it’s pay attention or we will make you, or leave if education isn’t important.
'Look whatever your deal is, go get it sorted, I don’t have time for you derailing my post like this.'
Derailing? oh honey buns, I’m sorry but it’s not derailing to point out that the other teachers did worse shit. That’s canon. You brought up abuse to children in his care and I pointed out teachers who did the same. That’s still keeping up with the topic, because it all deals with a single topic:
abuse of children at Hogwarts. (if we can even call it abuse)
Don’t whine and complain when people don’t kiss your ass on a hate post you tagged willingly.
"The worst thing that could have happened to you has already happened."
The Descent (Neil Marshall, 2005)
If you think this is okay, you’re NOT for equality.
It’s a sick world we live in…
Oh, The Evil You’ll See…
When you stick around with me!
It’s a girl whose very dead!
But where is her head?
Yes the girl is dead!
It must be said!
Her heart may no longer beat
But the taste of brains can’t be beat!
Is it just me or does the Evil Dead guy look like Tony Blair?